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To name a few:

• It's FREE!

• I teach you how to go from debt to 7 figures!

• Life changing!

• Win $500 today giveaway!

• Make a Facebook Ad today and make $300 in 1 day!

• How to make money fast in the stock market today!

• Do this and drive a Bentley tomorrow!

• Make easy income from your computer with no work at all!

• From living with mom to making 8 figures in 3 months! YOU can do it too!

• How I took my business from nothing to $220k+ in 30 days. YOU can too! Register NOW! Hurry before time runs out!

It's crazy how gullible people fall for this kind of marketing.

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Bump.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

It will happen with or without you...
What? The explosive business? Or the FTC charge of a pyramid scam and me losing everything instantaneously?

Home-based business... (show laptop on kitchen table while our character has a shit-eating grin with infant in one hand and a coffee in another)

Last year I did $1M dollars and I can show you too.
(No mention that he actually lost money by spending $1.1M to "do" $1M, but yea, now I can sell $1K seminars!)

 

[Argue]

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[Joe Cassandra]

I only have 100 copies of this PDF to give away!!

 

[MJ DeMarco]

I only have 100 copies of this PDF to give away!!

Ha good one... the old...

this $10K coaching course is limited to only 100 people!
(ORLY? You mean if 152 people joined you would deny yourself $520,000???)

 

[luniac]

ATTENTION DIABETIC!

 

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[ZF Lee]

Home-based business... (show laptop on kitchen table while our character has a shit-eating grin with infant in one hand and a coffee in another)

Last year I did $1M dollars and I can show you too.
(No mention that he actually lost money by spending $1.1M to "do" $1M, but yea, now I can sell $1K seminars!)

I am not a millionaire yet...but the last diatribe really hit me hard.
$1 million a year is actually not that much. It's chunk change in the real market and world.

And there's no such thing as a home-based business! None!
I wonder where that came from though...I have never heard of home-based business millionaires who stayed at home to earn the dough from start to finish.

Back to adding stuff lol...
I will take you by the hand and I will guide you to millions! (some binary options scam that somehow hooked on my PC lol)

Afraid of business failure? Don't worry, we have mentors and online tutorials for you!
(some singaporean home-business youtube ad)

stop forgetting to buy your blades every month and start deciding where you’re gonna’ stack all those dollar bills I am saving you.
(dollar shave club ad...quite the marketing video lol)

This seminar contains the secret sauce...which is why they (the attendees) will be rich and you people (on youtube watching) are poor. (Dan Pena on one of his recordings of his QLA seminars)

 

[mws87]

Ha good one... the old...

this $10K coaching course is limited to only 100 people!
(ORLY? You mean if 152 people joined you would deny yourself $520,000???)

Ha. Paging Mr. Lopez!

"I'm gonna have to close my social media marketing program down soon! Only one week left for $997"

Four months later:
"my lawyers don't want me to keep this program going, I'm gonna be closing it soon."

 

[AFMKelvin]

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