Thread: Fastlane Idea: Easy way to make 5 Million

Or just look like you spend it all (cars, booze, etc.), and really have most of it sitting in a nice account offshore Should be much easier to "Make the money back" then

I spent all of my money on gold and fine art. I don't have a dime to my name! How will I ever make my money back!?

Originally Posted by Jake

I spent all of my money on gold and fine art. I don't have a dime to my name! How will I ever make my money back!?

Lol! Sounds like an ingenious plan *evil laugh* !

Now, to make that first million...

I know.

I'll find a lucky sperm lottery winner or a rich celebrity. I'll tell them about this deal. I'll catch some footage of them partying hard in Malibu or crashing a Bugatti Veyron or something. Then they'll get a call from a lawyer (that I will conveniently catch on tape) that tells them that they owe a whole bunch of money that they don't have.

Then some financial expert comes in and teaches them how to make money. They make a business that gets valued at the amount they owe. Done. Money for me!!!!

Accompany it all with a rap song / tagline....

Riches2Rags2Riches - I blew it all on lambos, blow, and bitches - Now I recovered and I'm milking them 'niches....

Originally Posted by Eskil

Accompany it all with a rap song / tagline....

Riches2Rags2Riches - I blew it all on lambos, blow, and bitches - Now I recovered and I'm milking them 'niches....

haha I love it, speed++!

Originally Posted by The-J

I know.

I'll find a lucky sperm lottery winner or a rich celebrity. I'll tell them about this deal. I'll catch some footage of them partying hard in Malibu or crashing a Bugatti Veyron or something. Then they'll get a call from a lawyer (that I will conveniently catch on tape) that tells them that they owe a whole bunch of money that they don't have.

Then some financial expert comes in and teaches them how to make money. They make a business that gets valued at the amount they owe. Done. Money for me!!!!

To add to this, do something similar to the movie MJ was interviewed in, "Im Fine Thanks" where you two travel around the country meeting with successful people during his learning process.

Okay, adding on to Jack's idea, you would need 2 million dollars to start, (don't let anyone in on the fact you have 2 mill, tell them you have 1 mill).

Part 1: People love watching other more successful people spend money! Make a documentary called: How to spend a Million dollars in a year (or something more creative ) Get a film crew and film you living the life (think jackass [the tv show/movie] type filming), go skydiving, drive lambos at ridiculous speeds, do everything fun and crazy you possibly can that poor people think rich people do. Prove to them that you actually spent ALL of the million bucks. Then make it into a documentary and sell the sh!t out of it, people will buy it like it's crack cocaine because they want to see firsthand what it's like to be rich. Cash out

Part 2: Using that 2nd million you have stashed away. Make a follow up documentary like jack said, "Making back my million", you can use the mill to start businesses either banking off of your experience earning your 1st mill from a while back or you could completely fake it and pump false profits into your businesses to make it look like the cash is rolling in. Publish that documentary, cash out.

Part 3: If your into this type of thing, you could become a "guru" after that and charge $10,00 per person to listen to you speak at seminars.

Part 4: Enjoy wealth


(If nobody does this, I am doing it when I as soon as I can haha, see you on the big screen)

-I know, brilliant, I am available for hire, $1,000 an hour, I will brainstorm with you and try to figure out a million dollar idea for you. Please, PM me, lets do business

-I am also available for hire if you need a pretty face for this documentary, I will gladly spend your million bucks

How to Lose a Mil in 10 Months - I hear movie deal...

Originally Posted by JackEdwards

Call it, Millionaire 2 brokeass 2 millionaire

Jack, how bout just "From Broke-Ass 2 Millionaire"???

Or "How to become a millionaire starting with two"???

Originally Posted by Eskil

Riches2Rags2Riches - I blew it all on lambos, blow, and bitches - Now I recovered and I'm milking them 'niches....

You need to put that to a beat.

Well done!

Recipe to end up with 5 million dollars in auto racing.

Start with 10 million and then . . .

Millionaire to broke to millionaire wouldn't work. Money and body composition aren't seen the same way by people in general. Getting fit is a general struggle for most Americans so they can relate to fit2fat2fit. Most Americans aren't trying to become millionaires, in fact most people don't think they will ever be millionaires. Their ultimate goal is a decent job that can afford the mortgage with a van and a sedan for the garage.

Also, they wouldn't trust anyone purposely losing a million dollars and trying to make it back. They will either hate him for wasting the money or think he's bluffing. It may sound interesting to people on these forums because we are all trying to be millionaires but not the average person.

Originally Posted by 911Carrera

Most Americans aren't trying to become millionaires, in fact most people don't think they will ever be millionaires. Their ultimate goal is a decent job that can afford the mortgage with a van and a sedan for the garage.

The same seems to be true for quite a few people in the UK too. One of the girls next to me at work noticed me reading this thread, chuckling to myself. When I explained why, she couldn't see the point in it!

Some people want it, whilst others are quite content.

Point well raised 911Carrera!