Thread: This never happened to me....

I laughed pretty hard when I saw that. The question is, was leg smoked or not? Also, if you bought it, would you ever use that smoker again?

all I can say is....

ug.

my stomach is churning.

After figuring out what you meant by a smoker, the story became more disturbing. Smoked human leg anyone? I would have to throw this thing out.
Janet

for all interested parties, here is a recipe for smoked leg. You may have to do some adjustments for weight and meat consistency because this is for venison instead of human. Also, a word of warning- if you plan on smoking your own leg for consumption, please be certain to remove it from your body first, if you are planning on consuming someone elses, removing the leg first is completely optional and is dependent on the size of your smoker.

http://www.foodreference.com/html/smokedvenisonleg.html

When I went to bed last night, the world made sense.

Did I wake up in an alternate universe?

Where am I?

-Russ H.

its like they say, one mans trash is another mans treasure, and one mans leg is another mans snack.

mj- we need a smiley of one smiley eating another smileys leg.

Originally Posted by kurtyordy

for all interested parties, here is a recipe for smoked leg. You may have to do some adjustments for weight and meat consistency because this is for venison instead of human. Also, a word of warning- if you plan on smoking your own leg for consumption, please be certain to remove it from your body first, if you are planning on consuming someone elses, removing the leg first is completely optional and is dependent on the size of your smoker.

http://www.foodreference.com/html/smokedvenisonleg.html

And now you know why I'm a vegetarian.


Hmmmm.....I think the most interesting thing I found was the....er....prostitute, plying her trade in one of the units. I did have one full of batteries when I took over (let that be a lesson about inspections). Then there was the guy who was hauling non-returnable bottles up here from Indiana to turn them in for the 10 cent Michigan refund. Of course, he probably spent more on gas than he got with each run, but it seemed to make sense to him.

peter2 we need you- this thread is screaming for some sort of cat pic

Oh, and how could I foget about the deer that got caught in the fenced in area? Kept smashing into the units, into the fence. So I opened everything up, it finally ran out, right into the road, and got hit by a semi-truck.

signs that the class voting you most likely to succeed was inaccurate:

#1. You are working as a hooker at a storage unit.
#2. You are visiting a hooker who is working out of a storage unit.

I hope her customers got a discount. Hooker #1 will take you to a hotel for $75, or you can go with hooker #2 for $10, but you have to do it on the floor of a storage unit.

Too funny, the simpsons could build an episode around that one.

Originally Posted by kurtyordy

peter2 we need you- this thread is screaming for some sort of cat pic

Uhhh, I guess you asked for it? Peter is unavailable at the moment, so......

At the coast we had to take the lights out of the units because people would plug adapters in and plug in window unit air conditioners & try to use the storage unit for a week end cabin. No plumbing, no problem bring your camping potty. A friend who had units in Aransas Pass had a parent come in and rent a large unit supposedly for a boat then he gave the keys to his teenager who planned a spring break trip for 20 unescorted teenagers. The cops had to be called to break up the bedlam at the unit. People will do anything>
Janet

Friggin hilarious! WTF? Would would want to party in a storage unit- and spend the night?! All I can say about the leg in the smoker is imagine how bad it smelled!

this story just got 1000 times funnier

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...g_N.htm?csp=34

I hear the amputee is hopping mad.