You Just Might Be A Fastlaner If...

[Jacob Scholes]

- After your toilet clogs for the 3rd time, the first thing that pops into your mind is "Ooooh the possibilities!"

- You hand out TMF copies to homeless people

- You cant remember the last time you played a video game

Got your own?

[Likwid24]

You take action and follow through with your action instead if sitting there dreaming every day or talking about your ideas

[GTC1187]

Thanks.

[cliqflip]

you never fit in the slow lane to start with

[hedgehog757]

You take action and follow through with your action instead if sitting there dreaming every day or talking about your ideas

That is it exactly!

[Jacob Scholes]

You take action and follow through with your action instead if sitting there dreaming every day or talking about your ideas

That's the perfect stero-type, but not what I was looking for. I meant it as what are some differences that could be funny? (This was posted in the Funnies section)

Dont take this as putting down your reply, it was awesome.

[hedgehog757]

That's the perfect stero-type, but not what I was looking for. I meant it as what are some differences that could be funny? (This was posted in the Funnies section)

Dont take this as putting down your reply, it was awesome.

I did not realize you were going for the comedy side :-)

[Jacob Scholes]

Yep, I've seen it in a lot of communities that I am a member of, i.e. "You know you're into reptiles when you have 40 pillowcases and only 10 pillows."

[Trevor Kuntz]

You Just Might Be A Fastlaner If...

- You see people standing in a ridiculously long line for free crap and remember that time in your life when you thought that was a worthwhile use of your time.

- You look at sites like Pinterest and Tumblr as potential tools for your business while everyone else you know looks at them as a form of endless entertainment.

- You spend more time in the library AFTER you graduate from school than you did while you were actually in school.

- Like everyone else you know, you say "Thank God it's Friday!" but unlike everyone else you know, you're only saying this because you know that the new Shark Tank episode will be airing in a few hours.

[Rickson9]

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."

[Trevor Kuntz]

By the way, do you really hand out copies of TMF to homeless people? Lol. That's awesome.

[Pinnacle]

You Just Might Be A Fastlaner If...

-You laugh hysterically during morning rush hour because you're going on vacation or on your way home while everyone else is scrambling to go to work.

-You gossip about an upcoming holiday sale and don't tell anyone that it's yours.

-You have a chalk outline of your alarm clock on your night table.

[Trevor Kuntz]

-You have a chalk outline of your alarm clock on your night table.

Lol. I love that!

[InMotion]

-You put money to work for you instead of heading off to the next big box blowout sale.

-You pay someone else to do your shopping because your time is worth more than theirs.

-You can actually afford the lambo sitting in your driveway.

-You watch TV all the time because you own the tv company.

-You pay cash for your house and car.

-When you wake up you do whatever or go where ever the hell you want because you can.

-People call you all the time asking for money instead of telling you that you owe money lol.

[Jacob Scholes]

By the way, do you really hand out copies of TMF to homeless people? Lol. That's awesome.

Actually no, it came to me while writing this. But I think it would be great to do it, TMF is way better than a few bucks.
"Give a man a fish, you feed him once. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime"

-You've lost track of how many hobbies you have.

- You anwser "Anytime, Anyplace" when people ask for a get-together.

[V8Bill]

- You look forward to week days because the traffic and shopping are easier.

- You're bored during the week because all your friends are at work.

[Pinnacle]

- You look forward to week days because the traffic and shopping are easier.

Love this one.

[lookingahead]

-when $10,000 is pocket change

[The-J]

When no mechanic in town can fix your car.

When you complain about your house being too big.

When you go to the same thrift store you did ten years ago, even though your wealth has skyrocketed since then.

When you pulled more all-nighters in your first few years of building your business than you did in college.

When none of your Facebook friends are from your hometown because all they talk about is how broke they are.

When the only time you set your alarm is to get to the airport.

When your bankers light up when you enter the room.

When you go to your mother's house, look at everything wrong with it and then tell her about your new product idea that will fix all of the problems in the house.

[Trevor Kuntz]

When you go to the same thrift store you did ten years ago, even though your wealth has skyrocketed since then.

Lol. That will totally be me. I love thrift stores.