Tiger Jokes

[bflbob]

Russ:

You still haven't used them ;-)

[Russ H]

Bobbo-

You just saw the rough draft.

But a casual reader will prolly assume you meant smilies like:



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But after looking at these, they'll prolly conclude:



-Russ H.

[bflbob]

I miss you man! See you in AZ?

I might be flying solo this year.

Big Mastermind gathering in the works.

[lightning]

Just got this one in my office email this morning...too funny not to pass on!

[Russ H]

Bobbo-

It's looking good so far (to use an old line from "Top Gun" ).

Gonna be a rough coupla months here-- we'll see what happens.

But we have every intention of making it-- we just have other priorities right now (payroll, buying food, mortgages).

You know-- same ol' same ol'.

-Russ H.

[MJDeMarco]

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman afterwoman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

[Russ H]

Thanx, MJ, those last few lines made me laugh out loud!

-Russ H.