It's the ECONOMY.....STUPID !

[Cat Man Du]

Sometimes it takes a little humor !!

B]The Economy: How Bad Is It? [/B]

The economy is so bad ... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. [/SIZE][/B]

The economy is so bad ... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad ... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad ... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad ... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad ... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad ... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad ... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad ... The Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad ... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

[[B]B]The economy is so bad ... that third world country television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

The economy is so bad ... that a picture is now only worth 200 words.

The economy is so bad ... that Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.

The economy is so bad ... that I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad ... that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad ... I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"[/B]

[MJDeMarco]

Ha Ha, this has been posted here somewhere already, but still good for a laugh!

[kidgas]

Great for a laugh. I love it.