Thread: T-shirt ideas?

We are toying around with the idea of adding t-shirts, magnets, bumper stickets, coffee mugs, hoodies, etc. as souveniers to our cabin operation. Stuff that we would sell on our website as well as in our (soon to be store). There is no real souvenier store in town- so I think it may be a pretty big income generator.

I am looking for sayings that people will remember and will put a smile on their face. For example, our company is called Quality Time Cabins, and a slogan we are playing around with is:

Quality Time Cabins ...cheaper than family therapy! There would be a picture below the slogan of a family sitting around a campfire laughing and roasting marshmellows.

-and/or-

Quality Time Cabins...where 4 wheel drive is not just merely a suggestion. With a picture of a guy pushing a car up a hill.

-and/or-

Souvenier stuff that is geared toward each cabin. Ex: Our cabin is called "Max Relax". We were thinking of designing a t-shirt with a bear totally relaxed in a hammock with a family looking out the window in shock.

...We were also thinking of have our storefront (which may become a reality in April) have walls of fame. These walls would be where people can write notes on the walls, put up pictures- and of course we woud have a superstar wall for people who have earned a free t-shirt/drink because they've gotten stuck in the snow, or something like that. ...Something that would lighten the mood about when that happens. ...We actually had two couples get stuck today and one couple was hilarious! They walked up to the lodge and just had some drinks and will deal with it in the morning!

Of course, there is a solid chance that I'm the only one who finds these funny. I dunno, any ideas for sayings? ...I like the phrase Bear butt, (bare butt) but can't figure out to best maximize it! lol! I'm totally open here- so just throw 'em out if you got 'em!

I like the ideas for the shirts...they all sound like something I'd have no problem buying.