Hey Dana...you made it through those rental horror stories...you can make it through this.
That is too funny!Just me and my dogs who travel as well as three year-olds on a sugar high.
This too...but graphic!She comes out thrilled with herself for figuring out a way to cool off, but now smells like the Creature from the Black Lagoon's butt crack.
On the serious side, can you pay cash for the bulk, have the seller carry part, and get moved in. Then find a different lender (and a cheaper car to paint) and do a refi to get a loan? Use the cheaper car to advertise Mr. Burtness. And set some aside for Phoenix!