You have 600K in candies, what would you do?

[Tommy92l]

This just in, MJ sent me pictures of the gouging.

Really sad that he'd take it that seriously. Thought he was joking but this image says otherwise.

 

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[Kaizen]

Vig,

With all your resources, surely you can find a football player to endorse your ecommerce brand for just a small percentage of that portion of cool whip?

Darius, hook a brother up.

 

[MisterBHZ]

Poor MJ's eyeballs. For they didn't know what they had coming.

Let's all pour out a lil liquor and sing kumbya by the camp fire.

 

[GuestUser113]

I feel a little led on.

kinda like this.

 

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[Malika]

I would taste one and sell the remaining 599.999 at a low price

edit: wrong typing

 

[ShadowX]

You guys sure have a weird sense of humour.

 

[DeletedUser394]

You guys sure have a weird sense of humour.

how do you mean?

Ridiculous thread topic received some pretty sweet responses.

 

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[CreateLiving]

Simple. Melt it all into one colossal pile of sugar and set up shop right outside Orlando. Charge families $10 a head to view the biggest, sweetest, jawbreaker on Earth! You would make your money back after the first 15,000 families of 4 bought tickets....After that its smooth sailing to a profitable future =)

 

[~Phil]

I would take an ad out in this Italian american magazine (180k subscribers)
https://www.osia.org/ia-magazine/advertise.php

And start contacting this list of Italian clubs
http://ireaditalian.com/blog/clubs/clubs-in-usa/

 

[~Phil]

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[CreateLiving]

Two Words: Pinata Filler.